everyone around roy is talking complete shit about him basically to his face and he’s absolutely eating it up i love this bitch
genuinely i do think he gets a kick out of people talking shit about him because he is. That bitch! but also on a more serious level? of course he’s eating it up. that’s literally everything he’s been working for. his reputation as a womanizing conniving slack-off is something he’s deliberately crafted over the years to throw people off from his true nature as a wildly ambitious and cunning person - a dangerous combination that people would do well to watch out for, if they knew. roy’s mission is to get people to underestimate him. it makes it easier to get what he wants (bradley’s head on a spike)
my fuckin health teacher came in as a plague doctor for halloween and proceeded to say nothing to us for the whole class. he did hit a few desks with a walking stick tho
This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.
Which brings me to my business proposal:
Titty Speakeasies
Knock three times and give the password “I like your shoelaces”
I lov boys who lov horror films… let’s cuddle and watch ppl die onscreen and make fun of the special effects. Where is my slasher flick bf.
[squints my eyes from behind my cavalry helmet] you again, advena. what did I tell you about trespassing on Roman land? i shall show YOU a SLASHER! [with a fearsome echoing barritus i lunge at you, defending the honor of my emprie]
if we had a wall of fame for “inane and nonsensical comments” this would be at the top of the list just because of the sheer what the fuck factor. good job *thumbs up*
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