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gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

Jokes that never stop being funny to me #368:  Someone showing up to a fight with a wildly different caliber of weapon than everyone else.  

Example 1: Character shows up to a gunfight with a pocketknife.

Example 2:  Character shows up to a gunfight with A FUCKING TANK

Bonus Additional Flavor I forgot about just now:  

Example 3: Character shows up to a gunfight with a rubber chicken, wedge of cheese, live goat or similarly comedically inadequate* device.

*Example 3.1: Seemingly Comiedically Inadequate Device

trilllizard666:

trilllizard666:

trilllizard666:

okay whenever i see that fuckin yakuza househusband manga i can’t help but read all the lines in Kazuma Kiryu’s voice cause not only does the idea sound like a fuckin AU for the Yakuza games if Kiryu got married but

the motherfucker actually dresses like Takaya Kuroda does (Kiryu’s VA) does irl

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HE DEADASS PULLS A HEAT ACTION AND HAS SOMEONE EXPERIENCE AN EMOTIONAL FLASHBACK

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